A Tepid Tuesday
The market was flat/down today, discouraged by the news that a certain Presidential candidate would, if elected, “veto every single beer.” Just a gaffe, sure, but did you know that if you drink Magic Hat (pictured) then the terrorists will win? You mean Vermont separatists aren’t terrorists? Whatever. All I know is that they have beards and don’t like Toby Keith. Close enough. The other Presidential candidate has the power to decimate entire industries, just by being. The…
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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